lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

ray spray

When a looser roommate has a bedroom that smells like the local bar restroom and jerks off in front of the tv in the living room, he leaves his Ray Spray all over the place.

"Hey Frank, RAY left his Ray Spray all over this stack of gay porno films!"

by Cronic Christoph December 7, 2015

teflon spray

an impenetrable barrier, makes any problem someone else's problem

I tried to submit a bug report but the developer applied teflon spray as it was an issue with someone else's code

by st.rm November 11, 2017

Spray and Prey

1. The act of shooting without caring about what/who you're gonna hit, generally made by terrorists or by gangsters.

2. In League Of Legends, Twitch's ultimate.

3. In the archeological field, spraying soil with water hoping for some grave cuts to show up.

1. That is the guy who came here and spray&prey'd.

2. Twitch's spray and prey is so overpowered.

3. -Any new cuts?

-Nope, let's spray and prey.

by Devil-E August 14, 2017

Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 29, 2018

preemptive spray

When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.

About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.

by lillovekitty November 26, 2013

spray mudd

to take a very loose dump

Oh my god I have to spray mudd so bad.

by Ghost On Ya August 12, 2009