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snot trough

When your nose starts running suddenly, usually resulting in a heavy flow of snot, you can curl your upper lip and tip your head back to create a snot trough.
Gotta curl that upper lip 'cause I need a snot trough!
by Author1992 September 13, 2019
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Snot Rifle

I pulled down my pants and the townsfolk marveled at my Snot Rifle.
by Van Stevens June 10, 2012
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Dick Snot

A worthless piece of shit individual. Often can't be reliable.
That Bill Navas guy was caught beating off in the boys locker room and stealing wallets. What a fucking dick Snot he is. Can't believe he is a teacher
by Dr Niggèr April 4, 2022
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crotch snot

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter
dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!
by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003
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snot-rocket

launched when "rocketeer" plugs on nostril with finger,then expelles air thruogh open nostril causing a stream of mucus and boogers to fly out onto unsuspecting victim.
Whatta' ya' gonna pick?
Snot-rocket!
by sky May 9, 2003
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Snot Pot

A girl who may or may not be hot but acts like she is the greatest thing to walk the earth. These girls are found with lips pursed at the bar, their anorexic throats quivering from previously retching in the bar toilet. They have watched too many episodes of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and other stupid shows that make girls think they are all important.

Even if you bed a snot pot the road will be difficult. They GREATLY dislike oral, and anal sex is cause for them to contact the police. Make sure you get them wasted and wait for them to cry unload how they spent a semester of high school in a mental asylum before you slip MacGyver in their backdoor.

The best way to deal with Snot Pots are to attack them with cutting words. This WILL make a scene and chances are you will be kicked out of the bar, but a win is a win. Be warned Snot Pots tend to travel in groups and may also have a Level 4 Troll Gatekeeper guarding them. DO NOT ask the Troll "how much to pass". She WILL sit on you. The Troll is usually double to triple the size of the Snot Pot and is easily agitated. Satiate the troll with drink and cheese appetizers to distract her before attacking the Snot Pot.
"I'm going to ruin that stupid snot pot's night. Hand me that Cran n Vodka, I'm feeling clumsy."
by newcubandespot March 15, 2010
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whale snot

The white "icicle" lights that people hang off their houses in wintertime. They look cool at night but, during daytime, yech!
Jeremiah lives in the third house in from the corner, the one with the whale snot hanging off it,
by Steve In Ktown January 22, 2008
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