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sharty

When a Spartan "sparty" football fan opens their mouth and tries to speak of football, the only thing that comes out is crap. Very similar to a shart, but in a verbal sense.
Neal: If we can score more points, we ought to win today.
Bob: I sure hope you're right.

Neal: Sharty On Bob!
Bob: Sharty On Neal!
by big10monster January 19, 2011
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smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.
1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.
by Calico Cal June 5, 2004
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Snarky

Current mood where a person is feeling negative. Usually bitchy, angry, and amused feelings are interlaced.
- I'm feeling snarky. I'm going to now humiliate that newbie who was so incredibly stupid, and too lazy, to go look at the FAQs section.
by Queen of Snarkdom August 3, 2003
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Snart

1: To Sneeze and Fart at the same time.

2: To pour some liquid over the body of a hot chick and lick it off.
1: I snarted today in Econ and the whole lecture stared at me.

2: Origin: Jay snorts cake, but I have vowel problems, so I snart coke.
by Schroedinger March 15, 2009
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Snarky

snarky means only one thing. Snazzy Sharks
look! in the water! its a shark! no its snarky!
by miahahaahwatnow June 20, 2010
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snart

The end result of a sneeze-fart combo, in which, one sneezes, and at the end of the sneeze, lets out a bit of gas.

To sneeze with a breeze.
Brian snarted right after class, that was the funniest, and smelliest, shit ever!!
by Taz - September 15, 2007
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snartastic

1) Exultation in one's own snarkiness or sarcasm.

2) Feeling unusual pleasure or exhileration at the expense of another.
He was filled with a snartistic feeling of triumph as he watched his rival squirm uncomfortably.

He didn't so much care what he said or whom he said it to; he simply loved the snartastic feeling that washed over him when he belittled others.

snarcastic snarky
by Moosetard June 19, 2010
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