A literal god dang shoe just made for your ass to die and to feel pain. If mom is dumb enough, she'll use these for shoes.
by mommywithaslipper November 28, 2022

by Shalomd3 July 24, 2016

by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024

Waking up after a large night on the turps only to get out of bed and put your foot in the pile of vomit you don't remember departing your body the night before.
Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.
Potentially worse when it departed someone else's body.
by spewslipper August 11, 2009

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.
by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".
by Spliff76 August 1, 2017

Ally McCartney eventually gave in and took a short yet frantic ride down the slipper slope and bought a pair of Greggs X primark collaborated themed crocs. Now know as Ally McCrocney
by jayHayd July 26, 2022
