Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

Richard Skip Day

A day for people that aren’t seniors that want to skip on Senior Skip day.

I’m not coming to school tomorrow, it’s Richard skip day

by poopypoop69 May 11, 2022

Skip to my Toot

The act of farting while you skip in mid air. In reference to the professional basketball player Rafer Alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as "Skip to my Lou".

"Dude you just missed it! That kid just pulled a 'skip to my toot'! Kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!"

by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

Skip School Day

Skip School Day is the day we all get to skip school!!

Teacher: Where is everyone!?
Students: At home because it’s Skip School Day!

by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019

Speed-jay-skipping

Skipping across the street at a quick pace without using a crosswalk.

"Speed-jay-skipping across University got to class this morning."

by Marsden2374 November 2, 2008

national skip day

the day after halloween on november 1st. you are allowed to skip school so you can celebrate halloween the proper way.

did you hear that no one goes to school on national skip day?

by teterdina October 31, 2019

Stoner Skip Day

That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.

-"Where's Jack?"

-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."

by Bud bizzle January 7, 2011