shredded

Getting so absolutely fucked up on a night out that your life expectancy is reduced by at least 10%.

Usually involves drinking a whole slab of beer, accompanied by a few extra goodies.
"Boys let's get absolutely fucking shredded tonight, I don't want to see tomorrow"
by bigtiddies January 19, 2022
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shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.
Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies
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Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.
"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."
by Regalsword May 31, 2024
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Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
by Redberry September 10, 2018
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Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.
Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!
by kevhat September 29, 2014
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Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.
Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.
by Sean2017 February 23, 2015
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Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.
Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
by Assman329 July 26, 2024
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