by JusticeSalmon December 21, 2005
The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
by Shaquweesha October 17, 2010
1. The seat in a van or bus that has the hump from the wheel coming into the vehicle causing your knees to come up to your chest.
2. Making a seat out of the hump from the wheel of a large van (i.e. 15 passenger) in order to fit more people than the vehicle was made for
2. Making a seat out of the hump from the wheel of a large van (i.e. 15 passenger) in order to fit more people than the vehicle was made for
1. "Let's move seats, I don't want the hump seat."
2. "We can can fit more people in the van, someone take the hump seat."
2. "We can can fit more people in the van, someone take the hump seat."
by hokie March 29, 2006
Dropping a Duce in a urinal
by Natralice July 12, 2014
Formal name for the rim of the toilet bowl. Should never be sat on for reasons the known as the four p's: Piss, Poop, Puke, Period.
Stumbling home after a night of drinking, Rookie sat down to take a shit, but forgot to put down the lid on the thrown and sat on the Forbidden Seat. Next morning he woke up with syphilis. Jovanny laughed his ass off.
by Viagra666 March 14, 2007
(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing
Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat
Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat
Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
Seats in a movie theater that are so poorly positioned that shorter than average customers cannot fully view the screen, either the seats in front block the screen or there is a poorly positioned wall cutting on half of the screen. Especially common in "IMAX" screens
I hope we don't get the "Good Seats" in the movie theater tonight.
Guy 1: "Lets go up to the top row since no ones there.
Guy 2: "Ok good idea"
Guy 3: "Wow I the left half of the screen is cut off by the chair and the right half is cut off by the wall"
Guy 1: "Lets go up to the top row since no ones there.
Guy 2: "Ok good idea"
Guy 3: "Wow I the left half of the screen is cut off by the chair and the right half is cut off by the wall"
by REGOFM July 17, 2010