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Forbidden Seat 

Formal name for the rim of the toilet bowl. Should never be sat on for reasons the known as the four p's: Piss, Poop, Puke, Period.

Stumbling home after a night of drinking, Rookie sat down to take a shit, but forgot to put down the lid on the thrown and sat on the Forbidden Seat. Next morning he woke up with syphilis. Jovanny laughed his ass off.

Forbidden Seat by Viagra666 December 14, 2008