Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014

Dual Screening

When one watches a movie/TV show while using an electronic device at the same time.

Little Dick Rick: Yo Edgar, did you watch the new episode of the Walking Dead?
Edgar: Nah man, I was dual screening so I missed out.

by ChiefofBeef March 28, 2014

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015

pre-screening

A phone /Skype call interview.

We would like to set up a quick 15 min pre-screening skype call?

by elephegg September 14, 2016

Impulse screening

When you instantly screenshot without thinking.

Girl: post ass picture in group on Snapchat
Guy : instantly screenshots
Guy: claims it was impulse screening
Girl: says all good

by Spottablevirus May 20, 2018

pre-screening

Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.

You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019