foggy sailor

when in the 69 position with a girl on the bottom, the man rolls over on top of her and farts in her face to blur her vision, then sits up on her stomach holding his arms out horizontally to resemble the mast of a ship

Tara's pussy smelled so i rolled over and gave her a foggy sailor.

by Calhoun Hall March 16, 2008

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008

Lost Sailor

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.

Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.

by fecus January 10, 2013

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

Swear like a sailor

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude

“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “

by F4kMyLyfe June 10, 2018

messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.

After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.

by Ginz June 23, 2008

hole sailor

A hole sailor is a fierce pirate who unlike a wholesaler, sails the world in search for the booty hole.

My god, Sharon is dating a total hole sailor again.

by XxHoleSailor69xX June 28, 2017