That's So Floor

something that is so bare minimum it is practically on the floor.

G: I could always take her to Mcdonald's.

L: That's so floor

by Yourfaveyodle February 6, 2023

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

I can't believe it's not flubber

I can't believe it's not flubber is Hot chick with fat girl personality. Super cool and acts like she has no clue she smoking hot.

I met this smoking hot chick the other day and she was super cool. I can't believe it's not flubber.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity

The gradual appreciation for a beverage after continuously forcing oneself to consume it. This often happens with garbage ass beer such as Hamms, coffee-flavored Blue Moons, and in extreme cases, Old English.

"Bro coffee Blue Moons are kind of my beer now"
"Didn't you hate those?"
"Yeah, but I've had one every night this week and Charlie's Law of Fluid Affinity is taking effect."

by bungalites October 31, 2020

it's just gums flapping

someone saying something that doesn't mean anything in the real world

Despite what the customer service rep tells you, it's just gums flapping. You gotta get something in writing.

by Ae5Ea8 February 28, 2015

Where's all the flying cars?

A slogan among people including anarchist,neohippies ect. who are disapointed with the 21st century.

The 21st century sucks. Where's all the flying cars?

by Deep blue 2012 May 22, 2010