Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

by C/Cpt. MSG! February 27, 2011

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russian iceberg

When a guy shoves an ice cube in a girl's vagina and pushes his penis in behind it.

"Man, my girlfriend and I tried a russian iceberg last night. It was incredible."

by Ashleigh March 25, 2005

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Russian Rainbow

When a girl is giving a knob job, she puts Skittles in her mouth right before the guy skeets. As he skeets in her mouth he says, "Mmm, taste the rainbow, slut!"

"Man, Jake's mom gave me an awesome Russian Rainbow last night."

by hercules slovakia February 15, 2006

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russian reversal

in soviet russia, word defines you!

russian reversal sounds like a sex position

by Jordan Mckool December 01, 2009

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Russian Reversal

Russian Reversal is essentially a sentence reversed.

Example.
In America, you shoot heroin.
In Soviet Russia, Heroin shoots YOU!!

To write Russian Reversal, use this simple template.
In Soviet Russia, (noun) (transitive verb)s YOU!!

Dave:
"In Soviet Russia, definition writes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, hooker pays YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Russian reverses YOU!!"

Killface:
"Shut up COMMUNIST! Russian Reversal is DEAD."

by Brandon Burch [MRSA] January 30, 2008

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