Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body

Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding

by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017

booty rum

The act of inserting cane sugar into your anus, waiting for it to ferment and then drinking the rum.

Would you like to taste my "booty rum".

by dorite May 21, 2014

Rum plum

That little ball of poop that hangs from your ass. Also known as a dinkle berry.

Guy 1: I just threw you a rum plum. Don't eat it
Guy 2: that's nasty bro

by DetailedFrenzy February 6, 2021

rum slave

A derogatory term for persons related to slaves that were brought to areas in the Caribbean and South America and forced to work on sugar cane plantations (which were needed to produce molasses, a key ingredient in producing rum). This term is usually only used when referring to a person of Puerto Rican descent, due to Puerto Rico being the capital of rum production.

Our vacation to Puerto Rico was quite unforgettable due to the fact that Heather had her purse snatched by some rum slave. We had to make an unplanned venture the cruise ship to have more traveler's checks issued, which forced us to cancel our plans to go rain forest hiking.

by brettuthius July 20, 2007

rum rape

when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission

“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”

“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”

by cambg December 18, 2023

Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019

Rum

'It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.' Usually gone on account of Mrs Elizabeth Swan, either for the likes of bonfire or to amuse an audience.

'Why is the rum gone?'
'But why is the rum gone?

by Luke1090809 June 28, 2022