Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

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Ruben

Gay

Ruben is gay as fuck

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

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Ruben

A hot, cute guy that is very charming. Very fashionable and has a lot of friends. A smile so hot it makes girls fall in love. He's super cool and acts nonchalant when he's very playful with his homeboys.

Example: you're so Ruben!

by Dishita1807 June 29, 2025

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Ruben

Ruben's are all jews. It's a fact.

You can't trust that guy, he's a total Ruben(Jew).

by Qnotajew July 7, 2021

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Ruben Ses

Sus Lover.
Likes kissin' men.
Plays Fortnite all day.
Piaggio Ciao two stroke turbo aspirated.
Has a home made gym, that is unused.
Fastest gunslinger in the far west.
Ejaculates in 10 sec watchin' twerking videos.

A: You're a Ruben Ses! Shame on u!
B: Fr.

by NoBallsNoDick June 8, 2022

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Ruben Sim

Edgy kid in a body of an adult. Hates furries like it's his job thinking that all of them are groomers and zoophiles, even if there is no evidence about that. Most of his audience loves to doxx and harass such people as: minorities, people of color, trans people, people who don't like Ruben and of course furries.

Twitter user 1: Hey I don't think that Ruben Sim is a pretty cool guy!! I think he must cool down a bit about furries and-
Twitter user 2(Ruben fan): EWWWW, YOU'RE A FURRY!!! I'M DOXXING YOU AND SENDING YOU CP, GORE AND NAZI EDITS!!!!

by TakeTheLDamn June 10, 2024

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