Ruben

A stupid Jewish man

“Who is he?”
“Don’t worry about him, he is a ruben.

by imgonnakashootmyself November 25, 2019

Ruben

A guy who appears to be a womanizer to others but really isn't. He just has such low self-esteem that he needs constant female attention in order to feel good about himself.

1: "Girl, I think he likes you! You should def go for him!"
2: "Heck nah! He's too ruben for me! I can't deal with guys like that."

by Anna384 February 5, 2010

ruben

A ruben is the worst type of bitch a person can ever call you.

Being a ruben fall under these categories:

1. Not keeping it real with people.
2. Doing low key dirty shit and expecting others not to find out about it.
3. Doing low key dirty shit, forgetting you've done it, then play victim when others treat you harsh.
4. Calling others out as light weights when your actually the light weight.
5. Throwing little bitch tantrums.
6. Bragging about things that aren't true just to make people accept or envy you.
7. Pretending you don't have cash when your out with friends so they can pay for you when you actually do have cash.
8. Being a fucking douche when your (or supposedly drunk) to people because you think its cool.
9. Calling off a night with a friend you made plans with (REPEAT)...YOU MADE PLANS WITH (not they made plans with you) by pretending your sick, going out of town, etc; just to go out with someone else or a chick rather than keep it real and inform the friend that your going to do something else instead.

Anything that can be classified as a BITCH MOVE

Used in sentences:

1. Wow, I can't believe Gloria was being a ruben and didn't finish her Wine Cooler.

2. James threw out the line "I'm supplying the room" rather than help put in on food and drinks. We never done that to him when he comes to our room, what a fucking ruben!!!

by SpredingTheMovement!!! October 13, 2011

Rube

A person who is easily distracted by shiny objects, fire engines, or puppies. This refers to the famous pitcher Rube Waddell who was easily distracted during games.

That guy is such a Rube. He cant pay attention to anything.

by Rabitt Fat September 25, 2009

Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

Rube

A term which refers to a monetary unit. Usually used for a shady deal. However, can also be used to sound cool around your friends. (Comes from root of the word "ruby")

"I've got a couple rubes that says you can't land that trick"

"How much?" "30 rubes, you got it?"

by Jerry Berlin December 17, 2012

Ruben Studdard

Ruben is an awesome singer who did beat out Clay Aiken in American Idol... but noone should be mean about it... It isn't his fault he can sing!!! then again Clay can sing better than him

"Who are those two beautiful angels singing on the radio?"

"Oh that is just Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken!!"

by Ruben & Clay fan2004 February 5, 2004