rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

rod off

When you leave a man behind

Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter

by Crim_mike February 4, 2017

Driving Rod

A hand Job while on a trip where the male is driving.

My girlfriend just gave me a Driving Rod and I almost hit a cop when i blew in her face!

by Crazyasukid March 21, 2009

tit-rod

an adjective normally used in a bitter or angry tone to describe a person in a manner demonstrating intense dis-like or hatred.

That tit-rod over there is acting like a complete douche; fuck him.

by greg04 June 3, 2008

Bullet Rod

Term for schools in the United States. Like a lightning rod, except for bullets.

Dang dude, isn't your neighborhood pretty dangerous?

Nah I live around the corner from a bullet rod so I don't have to worry about getting shot.

by Wet cardboard May 10, 2018

Rod-a-thon

(v.) The act of having sex multiple times, as fast, fierce, and satisfying as possible. Basically, it's having several awesome quickies.

Pronounced: Rod-a-thon, like Marathon.

Dude, I made Michelle do a rod-a-thon last night, it was so boss.

by Z$mayne March 14, 2010

jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011