rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

rod off

When you leave a man behind

Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter

by Crim_mike February 4, 2017

tit-rod

an adjective normally used in a bitter or angry tone to describe a person in a manner demonstrating intense dis-like or hatred.

That tit-rod over there is acting like a complete douche; fuck him.

by greg04 June 3, 2008

rod lover

A guy who likes rods up his ass

Hey rod lover you want my rod up your ass

by Slurped buttface September 21, 2023

Rip the Rod

Fishing

Nigga let’s rip the rod

by JoeMarks June 14, 2019

jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011

Driving Rod

A hand Job while on a trip where the male is driving.

My girlfriend just gave me a Driving Rod and I almost hit a cop when i blew in her face!

by Crazyasukid March 21, 2009