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parking lot rocker

A parking lot rocker is a metal head( or a group) that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or any low grade alcohol at a parking lot and blast Toxic Holocaust, thinking that its a good band.

They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to John that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018
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Womb rocker

“Crazy how much better you get treated by a woman after she finds out you got a hearty womb rocker.” — Cheeba
by The Deaf Guy January 20, 2023
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Rocker Spic

A subculture of hispanic youths, living in Miami, Florida, that worship metallica, megadeth and hotel california. Their biggest enemy is the devil wears prada and any other metalcore band or as they call it "that emo scream boolsheet." They can be recognized by the signature fauxhawk, eyebrow piercing, metallica shirt, nine inch nails bumper sticker and hollister jeans.
Why did we go to sawgrass mall? Theres so many rocker spics.

Most of the students at FIU are rocker spics.
by bigawesomeboobs December 17, 2011
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On [the rocker]

Verb. to be in a state of government benificary reliance.
The rocker acronyn: govt. benificary.
Derived: beneficaries abilty to 'sit back and rock' for lack of occupational responsibilty.
Im on the rocker...The mans got my back!
by jesus christophosen March 13, 2009
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poppin your rocker

Garetth: yo buddy
George: yo pal what’s poppin your rocker
George: nothing much I’m chillin
by Zachary Spera December 8, 2018
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Rocker Rush

Rocker Rush is when some one has listened to rock, metal, screamo or any other type of high adrenalin pumping music, to the point where they begin shaking, twitching or having a seizure. Usually involves screaming, jumping, force flexing and or blood vessels begin to pop in your eyes. The highest level of "rocking out" attainable. You will crash big time after getting to Rocker Rush.
Dude 1: Dude, whats up with Zed, he looks like hes ready to explode hes shaking so much.
Dude2: Don't worry man, he's fine, he has just hit Rocker Rush.

Zed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude 1: Let's join him!!!
by qweeqweeman December 4, 2009
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Bowl rocker

When you have to drop a massive dump in the toilet.
I ate way too much taco bell, i’m going to go drop a bowl rocker in the toilet.
by ItsRobbieP April 13, 2021
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