Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

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Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

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Reed

someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.

Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"

Girl 2 "hes so cute"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

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Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat

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by Professor not November 17, 2018

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Jack Reed

A short blonde man child everyone loves even if it might not seem like it

That Jack Reed always livens up my day

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

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Reed Kessler

Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome

Gosh did you see Reed Kessler in the horse show today! She got first place she is awesome

by HorseGirl13107 April 7, 2019

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