Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022

reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd May 12, 2018

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

reeding

Reading off Papyrus paper.

Ancient Egyptians were fond of reeding.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

Reed

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number

by Floda reltih June 25, 2023

miki reed

Miki Reed is a beautiful man carrying would do anything to go out of his way to help you please you in every way possible beautiful bright eyes caring loving person

Miki Reed he's a beautiful man

by Piglover420 November 22, 2017