Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

rectum spectre

Unknown anal activity. Not knowing or remembering if you had anal sex last night

I heard the door slam and woke up. James had left and my bum felt funny. Did he chuck it up my arse last night? Or was it a rectum Spectre?

by Fruitloopy74 July 13, 2019

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024

born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people

you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022

Optical rectum Mengitis

Shity outlook on life

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

by Traviseng February 22, 2021

Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

rectum spit

When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.

Hey Kyle what happen to your face?

Kyle: it's rectum spit from Dj's ass it dripped on me,

by Stevie plug your girl June 30, 2016