Rebecca Black

Some rich girl made famous by YouTube who feels the need to recite the days of the week in a song so she won't forget them. And who was obviously influenced by Stephanie Meyer's Twilight books.

Rebecca Black "Yesterday was Thursday Today is Friday Friday Friday Friday Tomorrow is Saturday Sunday comes after Saturday"

by blurbb April 15, 2011

Rebecca Black

The result of parents who don't tell their overpriveliged kids "no" enough. She's thirteen years old, sings what has been called the worst song of all time, and then wonders why the whole fucking internet treats her like shit.

The song in question is called "Friday" and chronicles her weekly Friday schedule, describing everything from pouring herself a bowl of cereal to driving to a boozeless party in excrutiatingly bland detail.

She became an overnight internet sensation simply because of the fact the the lyrics, singing, and production values in her "music video" are so overwhelmingly sub-par that they have drawn attention from major news outlets, such as Good Morning America, Tosh.0, etc.

Because of her universally panned debut video, it is unlikely that any sort of career will stem form this musical abortion.

Guy1: Hey bro, have you seen that new video by Rebecca Black?

Guy2: No, is it good?

Guy1: Uh..Yeah, totally. Go watch it, it's awesome.

The next day...

Guy 2: You fucking prick...

Guy1:(trollface.jpg)

by Aandrew07 April 11, 2011

rebecca black

What happens when a 13 year old pre-pubescent girl whose parents have too much money and spoil their little brat of a child causing a spiral effect of internet sensation and general hatred. This is caused by making feeble attempts to create pleasant music about the obvious while choking on a nasal infection.

Rebecca Black likes to use phrases like "Friday friday friday," "fun fun fun fun fun fun," "Yesterday was thursday, today it is friday, tomorrow is saturday, and sunday comes afterwards," "we so excited," and "which seat do I take?"

Also, a black rapper

by ih8rebecca April 14, 2011

Rebecca Hausler

A know it all dictionary.

"What is 18487 + 34875837?
Ask Rebecca Hausler.

by OliviaD123 October 1, 2007

Rebecca Black

A twelve year old singer in possession of perhaps the most nasally voice EVER & who cannot decide between the front seat and the back seat. Commonly associated with phrases such as, "It's FRIIIDAY, FRIIIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIIIDAY!" She is apparently friends with a 40 year old Usher-esque man. Her song is very educational and will teach kids about the days of the week.

Shut up, do you think you're Rebecca Black or something?

by cowboyalien April 10, 2011

Rebecca Black

Our response to Justin Bieber. After Hannah Montana began ruining music, Canada sent us this faggot to destroy it further. In retaliation, we unleashed something that was so bad that it's screwing both of us.

Seriously, why is it that these fucking people with no talent make shit-tons of money, yet if I walk into a label and tell them I can sing, I get fucking laughed at? It's bullshit.

Dear USA,
After having suffered through years of torture at the hands of this "Hannah Montana", we are sending in our specialist on shitty music. His name is Justin Bieber.

Love,
Canada

Dear Canada,
I'll see your Bieber and raise you one singer whose worse than anything in existance. Say hello to Rebecca Black.
Love, the USA

Dear USA,
You win.
Canada

by uberhero117 November 4, 2011

Rebecca Black

Some annoying 13 girl who has managed to make an extremely popular, and terrible song, while making half the nation want to cut their ears off. I hate this bitch. And I'm pretty sure she gave my computer a virus when I played her fucking awful song.

Girl 1: Hey what day of the week is it?
Girl 2: It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Girl 1: Shut the fuck up before I strangle you, you stupid Rebecca Black fan....

by RealRecognizeReal12 April 11, 2011