Real Man

A Real Man is the complete opposite to a Dry Arse . If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee Booker

Her : You're not a real man wanting a beer midweek, you're a dry arse

Him : But I've been working like 85 hours this week and I want to wind down
Her : I'm going to get me a Real Man
Him : like who Babe ???
Her : like Lee Booker, he's a Real Man not a dry arse like you !!!

by BruceyF April 9, 2022

on the real

1. confirming that you are telling the truth

2. a phrase that lets someone know that something is legit and honest

ex. 1

Girl: Dude, are you sure that party is gonna be bomb?

Boy: Yea, i heard there's gonna be four kegs, on the real.

ex. 2

Person 1: I heard you boned Rebecca yesterday.

Person 2: (smiling) On the real.

by so phresh so clean December 22, 2008

real life

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.

*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

something real

Something you want that's gonna ride for u something that will be there for you

Man I juss want something real

by Icy ❄❄❌❗ March 26, 2017

The real cost

Some stupid anti-smoking company that releases ridiculous ads on smoking/vaping using cgi transformers/dinobots, skin falling off, wooden teeth.

Basically it’s bullshit

Karen: What are you doing smoking in my neighborhood, go look at The Real Cost and educate yourself!

Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler

by White Boy Smokes Weed February 9, 2021

do it real big

To do something with excellence. To be one of the best at whatever it is you do

Jon: whats up with joey?

Kate: He's uptown doin' it real big at the jazzhouse.

(example 2)

Tom: Are you going to win the competition Saturday?

Mike: I'm gunna "do it real big" bro.

by tjamnz January 11, 2008

A real man

A "real man" is the what you young folk might call old-fashioned. Chivalry is not dead! A real man has manners, is polite, and considerate. He is honest and open and true to himself. He will fight for and defend the people that he loves. He is a hard-worker. He is not spiteful. He respects women and shows appreciation for all of his blessings. A real man is the provider of the family. He is strong, physically and mentally, and is never too proud to exhibit strong emotion. Once committed, he is faithful to only her. He does not watch porn or disrespect her in any other way. He helps with housework and is a role model for his children. A real man knows who he is, what he wants, and is grateful for what he has.

If you are 25 and living in your parents basement you are not a real man.

by Minx0003 December 11, 2009