Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."

by SwissDook May 26, 2016

puss rag

One who is lower in social status or momentary import than an average person behaving like a 'pussy'.

Bobby: Come on, one of you chuck that cherry bomb in the toilet!
Timmy: We'll get in trouble!
Bobby: Don't be a pussy, dude...
Jimmy: What if it catastrophically affects the plumbing?
Bobby: ...don't be a puss rag, chuck it!

by Bryianzum June 5, 2015

Cum rag

A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on

Michael ejaculated on his cum rag

by Skddindbd June 16, 2018

spag rag

A Towel dedicated to improving hygiene practices post intercourse / masturbation.

I made sure my Spag Rag was close by before we jumped in the sack. jerk off masturbate sex bang intercourse rubbing one out feeding the geese

by Spag Rag November 12, 2015

Rag Stabber

One who not only chooses, but prefers to engage in vaginal intercourse (preferably with a woman) while she is menstruating.

Oh wow this sucks, I just got my rag! Gotta find me a rag stabber so I can get lucky tonight.

God Peter is so boring. I wish he was a rag stabber.

by Daniroll April 11, 2009

rag-end

someone who has been half circumsised when the operation had to come to an abrupt halt (this may be due to war or other seriouse circumstances). therefore they have half a foreskin to waggle in the wind.

jay: hey dude, lets go skinny dipping
john:no way dude! people might see my rag-end.

by Jenny talls December 9, 2008

stroke rag

a sock or any type of cloth used for masturbation. It is a very practical tool as it provides a buffer between hand and penis and makes clean-up much easier.

It's a good idea to have a stroke rag handy when watching porn.

by aliciaparton June 3, 2010