rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022

Rum Cove

Formerly a phrase meaning someone’s either bit odd or untrustworthy,the former being explicit and the latter being implic,it has now become a code phrase especially on the web for incitement to kill,usually used by people on the militant right about far-leftists.

That Femi’s a bit of a rum cove.

by The Thegn of Tottington September 12, 2025

Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.

John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum

by kylematthews June 18, 2023

Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"

Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Rum Cake

Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.

I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?

by Burtchiggins November 25, 2020

Lit Rum

A term for being really drunk coined by live streamer ONLYUSEmeBLADE.

After having a bottle of vodka: Dude I am lit rum, I am fucked up.

by Corkcbaosum April 27, 2021

Rum Swizzle

An alcoholic beverage originating in Bermuda at the Swizzle Inn. (their slogan "swizzle inn; stagger out")

Made with:
1 shot of dark rum
equal parts orange juice & pineapple juice
triple sec for color
few drops bitters

We got SO loaded on Rum Swizzles!
Don't take that swizzle into the pool!

by FlyingMonkeyMistress July 27, 2009