roffles my woffles

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..

That dude Roffles my woffles

by Burdy January 25, 2005

roffles

Extended version of "rolling on the floor laughing". Used ironically to extend the short-form: rofl.

Roffles, Waffles, and Toast!

by Mark O'Sullivan January 13, 2008

Raffles Institution

An awesome school which promotes integrity, innovation, excellence and diversity. It also has a great academic and sports track record.

It's as great as Raffles Institution.

by hihitotallynotasandwich April 14, 2019

rofflemao

Word that idiots and ingrids use in real life in replacement of the Intarweb abbreviation roflmao. Retards.

Oh-em-gee rofflemao I rock.

by Smokeh July 12, 2004

Roffleknife

Knife that goes slicesliceslice

this is my Roffleknife it goes slicesliceslice

by Burgermann March 13, 2009

feathers in a ruffle

To get one's feathers in a ruffle is to become aggravated or worked up over something.

Bill sucks at driving, but I didn't want to tell him, lest he would get his feathers in a ruffle.

by DweebTwirp September 27, 2008

roofle points

Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county.

"When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"

by roofles February 4, 2003