moot rash

A vaginal rash caused by fucking dirty cheese dick or swimming in the mee kong.

Hi gorgeous how are you going treating your moot rash hope things are on the improve.

by Catfish 9” January 2, 2021

Rude Rash

That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.

"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"

by Chris Royle June 10, 2010

rim rash

The condition of having scraped up wheel rims which is the indication of a shitty driver who can't judge where the curb is when parking their car.

Did you see the rim rash on Mark's new beamer? Jeeze that guy can't drive.

by Robesh May 15, 2014

Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.

Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.

by Boo The Guru October 2, 2016

Rash Of Stalin

Street slang for herpes.

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.

by Untio April 1, 2009

Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.

Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash

by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014

rash out

verb to eat shit, crash, or wipe-out while biking, skiing, or boarding. often results in road rash or other painful injuries.

"holy shit bro, that dude just totally rashed out so hardcore."

"woah man, did you see me rash out?"

by gabgurl May 14, 2011