Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.

"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"

by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

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Quantum penatration

When a woman or person gets fucked in all of her holes by 18.5 or more guys all at once

"DAMN!! Did you see that new Porn Hub video? This bitch got FUCKED by 23 and 1/2 GUYS!, That was Quantum Penatration!"

"wow."

by cheesecakeofinsecure April 6, 2021

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quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.

Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..

by Sparky286 December 20, 2014

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Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

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This is when a spouse cheats on you without using protection, and proceeds to go home and touch you sexually without using protection. While the act consentual not, being exposed to new partners unknowingly is QUANTUM RAPE.

Did you hear about that quantum rapist, he cheated on his wife with men and women.

by Squeekx143 January 14, 2025

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