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pussywhipped 

How Jake McClintock is with his girlfriend of two months.
"Hey Jake, do you want to have a barbecue on Saturday?"

"I can't, dude. I am going to be in Martinez with Kelly."

"You're one pussywhipped bitch!"
pussywhipped by Tampico Court August 13, 2018

Pussywhipped 

When you have a cat named Frankie that is an asshole to you all day but then wants to cuddle and immediately youre pussywhipped
Frankie: *claws you away scratching at you being a douche canoe cause he’s in a mood*

Me: fine be that way I’m not dealing with this today

Frankie: comes to me to snuggle up

Me: OH OKAAAAAAYYYYYY FRANKIEEEEEE
*whip cracks* ——> PUSSYWHIPPED

pre-pussywhipped 

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.
Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

Pussywhipped 

When your deadbeat fatass dad leaves your family for another extremely southern fat woman
Your dad is pussywhipped

Pussywhip 

Xander: I got one for ya!
Felipe: Do tell!
Xander: Yeah man! This is the best! So you know how John's girlfriend got a puppy, right? Well it turns out that they almost broke up because John though she was spending too much time with the dog!
Felipe: Damn! He needs his priorities straightened out, eh?
Pussywhip by Sultan of Swing March 14, 2005

pussywhipped 

IncognetoMan


His woman cheats on him twice, she cries a little, he takes her back both times, she is pregnant with a child that isn't his and he bitches for hours at people who call the girl a slut. He claims to love her even though a retarded mole knows she doesn't give a shit about him. That is the definition of pussywhipped.
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pussywhipped by Nycballa July 3, 2005