pussy probe

Device used when women go into get an annual pap exam! Yay everyone LOVES those :D

"You just got pussy probed!"

by jocicammy March 9, 2009

pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.

After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.

by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009

Pussy Barnacles

Term used to describe herpes on a nasty va-jj.

Tom: I heard that broad Bon Qui-Qui has pussy barnacles.

Chris: I'd still fuck her, she's studded for your pleasure.

by I do coke off strippers asses August 20, 2011

pussy rodeo

When a group of guys takes the pussy out for a spin.

Hey Chad, are you going to partake in Ally's pussy rodeo later? Man, she really knows how to take the dick!

by zxxyyxxz January 18, 2018

Pussy Flares

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.

Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .

by D-Liscious August 15, 2019

pussybird

Glass birds typically hung on a Christmas tree that you’d like to smash because they were given to you from your spouses overly controlling, or opinionated matriarch.

“I don’t want to hang those pussybirds on the tree this year.”

by Pbirdpro77 November 2, 2019

pussy H

The large bony area below the clitoris but above the vaginal opening where pleasure is not gained; however, this bony structure releases a magical aura when stroked by the opponent.

OOO baby my girlfriend was trying to find the dash on the H and it got stuck so now I have a pussy H I because it's my H with my girlfriend's fat finger

by Addison raes pussy h mommy March 4, 2021