Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 July 18, 2013

Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.

Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.

by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019

Luigi Pump

1. The act of pressing the A button in DougDoug's Twitch chat.
2. The act of pumping and humping inside of a bunny suit for enjoyment purposes...

Billy: "Hey, Mike do you love luigi pumping inside of that bunny suit?"
Mike: "Yes, of course I am influenced by the Luigi Pumpers."

by Professor Sakura January 26, 2023

Lil Pump

an uneducated mop with rainbow hair that only says gucci gang and drinks lean.

Do you see Lil Pump, hes a retard

by LilPumpHater May 16, 2019

Mouth pumping

The act of pumping your ladies, or mans, mouth like a vagina.

Russell was mouth pumping Joanne like he'd just got out after a 10 year stretch.

by Rusty 69 August 01, 2017

Victory Pump

To thrust into someone/thing while holding your hands in the air in a "V" or in a victorious position.
AKA "VICTORY!" and/or "The Magic V"

EG.
Dude 1: Yo dawg, see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yeah bra
Dude 1: Whilst we were having sexual intercourse I VICTORY PUMP-ed her ass!

by IDS POONTANG October 23, 2009

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018