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sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.
Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.
by OldGregFool January 8, 2020
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Puck Slut

psycho redhead girl that always goes for hockey players; aka, Kate
Are you a Kate? Yes, I’m a total puck slut.
by ashker123 January 13, 2020
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Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
by dpass19 April 7, 2020
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gg puck

you jacob good gg puck
by tattertot simp city March 17, 2020
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Gamer Puck

1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.
Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.
by rickyukon August 21, 2020
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Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.
We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.
by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022
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Sucker-pucked

These kids where rough housing when one of them sucker-pucked another.
by Scroted September 25, 2022
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