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New Providence

A small town in north jersey right outside of New York City. It is home to the nicest people on the east coast. Beautiful houses, nice cars, and great schools are what you'll find here. All moms walk their kids to school in the morning and pick them up in their SUV's in the afternoon only to rush them off to soccer practice, ballet class or flute lessons. Most of the kids are ridiculously smart and talented in pretty much everything so they go to great schools and grow up to make tons of money in New York City just like their parents. The dads all walk home together from the train station after work to find their perfect families waiting and dinner, made by their house-keeper, on the table. On the weekends, the kids don't really throw killer parties because they know their parents will find out because everyone is in each other's business. Football games are attended every weekend and church at the Presbyterian Church at New Providence is a must on Sunday morning. Pretty much an adorable town filled with rich, but nice people who have perfect lives. Kind of like a mini version of Desperate Housewives without the bitchiness.
"Hey are you moving?"

"Yeah, I'm going to New providence so my kids can be smart and be nice people."
by Flowers Here January 12, 2008
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Provious

Pretty easily understood. Combination of the words pretty and obvious.
It also a word used by someone who likes to be right all the time and doesn't know the answer to a yes/no question. Combination of probably and obviously.
It's provious that he is going to McDonalds.
by K.A.I November 12, 2014
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The Provinces

/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)

An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America
"Hey George, where are ya from?"
"Back in the Provinces in Windsor."
by Joe™ August 1, 2017
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pravin?

Pravin? is looking real sus lately. He always come home late.
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booty privileges

when one has complete rights to the booty. often for a significant other. usually used to tell one that they can do what they will with the booty. privileges usually include touching, smacking, grabbing, looking and feeling the booty.
yeah babe, you have booty privileges tonight. touch all you want
by doctor you December 20, 2014
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Buff Privilege

Nobody will mess with you because of your decisions as long as you look beefed.
A buff guy walks into a bar and orders a very girly drink. No one will say anything because they do not want to get wrecked. This guy has "Buff Privilege".
by Lone Wolf 69 November 16, 2015
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cunt privileges

A women, usually a feminist getting what they want for no other reason then having a swinging pair of tits and two pieces of roast beef between their legs
Rick: He doesn't have cunt privileges morty, he can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's.
by The unknovvn July 19, 2016
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