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printer vigil

Waiting in front of a shared office printer to promptly collect the output, to prevent your colleagues from discovering that you're printing your resume.
My manager noticed me holding a printer vigil today; he is becoming suspicious that I am looking for a better job.
by Kent W. May 14, 2011
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Printer Zone

The point in trying to solve printer problems where you loose your mind.
Did you see John? He has been working on that printer for over an hour. I think he has entered printer zone. I would stay away from for a while.
by Polo Pat December 10, 2012
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printing starfishes

when someone sits their asshole onto a printer and makes copies.
Today at work I was printing starfishes would you like a copy.
by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014
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printer-fodder

Unnecessary articles, documents, or other materials printed solely for the purpose of being left on the printer to be observed by peers or co-workers.
Worker 1: "Wow, who printed this 40 page article on particle-physics? Someone is really operating on an advanced degree!"
Worker 2: "Don't believe the hype. Nick printed this two days ago and left it just so the boss would see and think he's smart. It's printer-fodder, he's not actually going to read it."
by freedompress May 17, 2015
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Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus
Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper
by DimeRattlehead August 29, 2017
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Printer scene

In the movie Office Space, there is a scene where cubicle workers steal the printer from their office and take it out into a field. There, they beat the printer to smithereens using baseball bats and their fists. The "Printer scene" is used among office workers as a fantasy of what they want to be real. It is a term that people who feel locked-up by their jobs use.
If only the printer scene was happening right now.
by whiteboyz36 October 9, 2017
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printiss

A really sweet cool guy. Loyal and funny. A tremendous geek, unique and one of a kind.
Bro I hung out with printiss yesterday, he's mad chill and fun
by Scott durant February 12, 2018
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