Neo-posing

(A combo of neo and proposing): while on drugs, commit a crime against capitalism by spouting off the the most atrocious and ridiculous conspiracy based facts, trying to solve a given problem.
Bill Gates and John Kerry are currently neo-posing their way out of the climate crisis; they want me to pay high rent and eat bugs?
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.
All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.
by BrittneyB October 10, 2015
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the mitch pose

A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.
Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!
by Leon Natsume December 25, 2007
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T Posing

Gary: * T Posing *

Maria: Dude ur so gay
by MeemRevieev September 24, 2018
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Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!
Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario
by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021
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Posing

She wanted to look tough posing with her carbine in the picture.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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jack o pose

if your a kid please leave this page

the jack o pose is where a woman will lay on the floor and lift her ass up and it’s very sus
idk how to use jack o pose in a sentence so here’s an essay about grass

Grass, a humble yet essential part of our environment, covers vast expanses of land across the globe. The most common form of grass is composed of flexible stems that are usually slender, round, and hollow. Though not a flowering plant, grasses are responsible for producing seeds that can spread and reproduce by means of wind pollination.
by yryddtdiducguzfsryfkggc February 02, 2025
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