port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011

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APG port

Accelerated Port of Graphics. A misspoken acronym when referring to AGP slot on a computer motherboard.

As you can see on this diagram the APG port is located next to the processor socket.

by Joseph Hayhoe November 19, 2007

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Hella-port

Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.

Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."

by Discorpo July 5, 2016

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Port whoreon

When an entire city is full of groupies

Me and the boys are about to hit up port whoreon

by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022

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Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.

I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!

by yourwrong88 November 30, 2010

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A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.

This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.

My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.

by 3374267182 May 28, 2018

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