A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.
Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…
by handfootandbun May 26, 2025
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by Azenath69 March 9, 2022
Get the Poppy floppymug. she used to be very bubbly, and the brightest person you could ever meet in ur life. she is someone that could love and be able to be loved by everyone.
but then in about 2 years she changed and turned into an self loving person -_-. which is why a poppy isn't friends with you, it is because she learned to love herself. which is nothing bad , but poppy's ex friend misses her. but her friends got dumped. =(, but its fine ig.
but then in about 2 years she changed and turned into an self loving person -_-. which is why a poppy isn't friends with you, it is because she learned to love herself. which is nothing bad , but poppy's ex friend misses her. but her friends got dumped. =(, but its fine ig.
by meeper chicken dipper October 27, 2020
Get the poppymug. A beautiful girl who hates to admit that she is. Shortish blondy brown haired girl who just wants friends. She will be one of the most successful comedians if she tried as she is always making people laugh in some of the most awkward situations. She is very hard to find fend but it is too easy to make her feel like shit. She try’s to keep friends but she always ends up pushing them away. She holds her emotions in then they explode out of her without any control. She will scream at her friends loose many friends too in the process. It kills her inside when she looses her friends.
by anonymous April 27, 2023
Get the Poppymug.