Poo Poo Monster

During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008

poo

Poo is the brown stuff (purple for you) that comes out of your ass

You are trying to do a poo

by Poo Man April 6, 2004

Poo Poo Games

1. Any attempt by a male to elicit a female to hit, poke, punch or otherwise make physical contact with said male. This is most often done by making chauvinist remarks.

2. A not so subtle form of flirtation perfected by Dave Mabey.

"I'd ask you to come to the beach with us, but I know you have to stay in the kitchen and make us dinner."
<smack!> "Jerk!"
"Hey, Dave, stop playing Poo Poo Games and get in the car!"

by Jonny-the-Kid January 28, 2009

Poo-poo butt

Anytime the buttocks region of an individual has been used to defecate since the last time said individual washed their buttocks.

Nicole always starts her day with poo-poo butt since she showers the night before bed but takes her morning poop as soon as she wakes up.

by anonymous December 6, 2020

poo poo magoo

putting your penis in another living thing's nostrils

me and my cousin's favorite sexual activity is poo poo magoo

by nail polish remover February 14, 2017

Poo Poo Head

An endearing way of calling a family member or a loved one a shit head.

Heather: I Love You Poo Poo Head!!!

Eric: I Love You Too Poo Poo Head!!!!

OR

Your such a poo poo head good lord....

by Silvershot3001 December 15, 2010

poo

people who poo (SHIT)are more likely to get fucked by a dog whilst lickin a girls goodly constructed fangieta

you fucked the dog

by hbnb August 14, 2003