Poo Poo Monster

During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!

Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"

by roflcoptersomnomnom December 31, 2008

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Poo is the brown stuff (purple for you) that comes out of your ass

You are trying to do a poo

by Poo Man April 07, 2004

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Poo Poo Games

1. Any attempt by a male to elicit a female to hit, poke, punch or otherwise make physical contact with said male. This is most often done by making chauvinist remarks.

2. A not so subtle form of flirtation perfected by Dave Mabey.

"I'd ask you to come to the beach with us, but I know you have to stay in the kitchen and make us dinner."
<smack!> "Jerk!"
"Hey, Dave, stop playing Poo Poo Games and get in the car!"

by Jonny-the-Kid January 28, 2009

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