Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

by April S. November 6, 2008

Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

by Meh April 25, 2003

Nig Pod

The unfinished juul pod you discarded earlier in favor of a new pod, but must use as an alternative to purchasing another pack to temporarily sustain fiendish habit.

“ I found a nig pod on my floor, thank god”

by Ppdnis December 24, 2018

Pod Run

The act of stealing primarily Juul pods or other E-cigarette material from stores by hoppin the counter and boonking that shit. Pod runs are only for the Real G's. Usually, runs are carried out for personal use or distribution for profit. Pod runs carry heavy legal repercussion so if you are caught Run forest run. Pod runs are a whole level above Bottle runs so be sure to know what's up and are prepared.

Jimmy: ayy nigga me and the gang boutta pull a phatty pod run this weekend.
Brett: hell yea bro cash out hard n save me some, ay and dont get caught bro thats high shit

by ApexA(Gang) December 5, 2018

pod bitch

a typically hot girl who fills pods with paint for a paintball player or team. she is usually a players girlfriend.

Dude did you see Jesse's new pod bitch? Damn she's hot.

by k'spodbitch September 5, 2011

Wheelie Pod

The correct term for a wheelbarrow.

I went to Texas and brought home my drunk husband in the wheelie pod

by CommieCan January 3, 2023

Tide pods

The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass

I gave that bitch tide pods

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 7, 2019