platonic love

1. a phrase used to mend the shattered egos of rejected woman and console the emotionally unbalanced state of rebuffed girlfriends.

2. BULLSHIT

Sally: "I am completely enamored with you."
Jack: "I don't love you like THAT sally: it's like, platonic love!"

by Ginny!! December 7, 2007

platonic hook up

a hook up friend that you don't hook up with but you're tight

Scottie is my platonic hook up friend. We hang out all the time but no strings attached.

by Girlio from Mpls October 27, 2008

Peetong Head

Another nickname for calling someone dickhead.

"Steven is a peetong head."

by Bohnee August 7, 2008

Platonisexual Love

An affectionate relationship where the souls of the lovers are united and sexuality is also present. For example, the love between the husband and wife, and the lover and beloved. If the souls of the spouses are one, then it is ‘Platonic’; if they have a physical relationship, then it is ‘sexual’- Platonisexual.

A: I know about 'Platonic Love' but what is 'Platonisexual Love'?
B: An affectionate bond in which the lovers' souls are unified and sexual relationship also exists.

A: That means- Platonic + Sexual = Platonisexual.

B: I hope you understand now.
A: Yes! Who used the idea of 'Platonisexual Love' in this way for the first time?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a poet, writer, novelist, songwriter, dramatist, actor, director and researcher from Sylhet, Bangladesh, used it in his fiverse or poem of five lines titled, "Platonisexual Love".
A: Thanks a million!
B: Pleasure!

by Rajeeb2014 August 29, 2020

Platonic eating out

The act of which you eat someone out even though you are best friends

Anna: omg max is so good at platonic eating out

by Skskskskksksk Starbucks gang April 4, 2022

Platonic Love

A Fancy term for "Friendzoned".

Girl one: "So I thought you were dating Tyler? Why are you going out with Joe?

Girl two: "Oh that's nothing. Joe's my best friend; I love him! But it's purely platonic love, not real love.

by greatestace95 September 9, 2012

Platonic Love

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

by dale mozart. February 16, 2009