Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018

Please do not like this post

If you do, I will end your family life.

Please do not like this post

by co5oo November 9, 2019

girl please

girl please stemming from black people on the Maury show or maybe Montel Williams. Used in a sentance to say "bitch say what"

girl please im not your baby's daddy.

by John January 25, 2005

no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

ploaker

One who ploaks

"Oh Jim, You're such a ploaker"

by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

hello please!

A phase commonly used to show approval/agreement. Also, a joyous exclamation.

I got paid today......hello please!

by cee4ord September 16, 2010

hell no; please

Basically this means "no way" with an extra "please" on the end for good measure. Supposedly said by Mr. T, but I can't remember.

Hey lets jump that dumpster in a pedalo!!!
Hell no; please!!!

by Ezra McKenzie November 7, 2006