Gold-Plated

A term used to describe something as excellent. When referencing a person, however, it means the opposite i.e. they are a knob. Best said with the deepest voice possible.

Chris: Friday and Saturday night at Nelly's was "Gold-Plated".

Karl: Yeah, although I must excuse myself for being "Gold-Plated" when i got locked out of my room on friday night.

by ChrisXL September 8, 2005

scrape the plate

Scrape the plate meaning: When performing oral sex on someone and occasionally licking the taint and/or anus to achieve heightened pleasure.

Chris: Yo, I saw you leave La Klave with that fly chick. She was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Rich: Yea man, we hit up Mamas, the back to my place, took care of business on that ass.

Chris: So wassup, was the sex good?

Rich: Hell yea, I even scrape the plate on that TING.

by Aliens at la Klave June 2, 2017

Paper plate

A female with a flat or non-existent ass who is also cool as fuck.

Damn, that girl Tammy is a paper plate.

by Lighthouse 4000 March 2, 2022

whiskey plate

A specialty license plate mandated in some states to be put on the cars of repeat DUI offenders. They are usually marked or coded uniquely as to be easily identified by both police and other drivers. Also known as a DUI plate.

Cars with whiskey plates tend to be pulled over often by police for even the slightest offenses, as they are used to identify vehicles with problematic drivers.

Better stay away from that truck, he's got a whiskey plate. Don't want him swerving into us if he's drunk.

by TheSomething May 17, 2011

scrubbing plate

oral sex, vagina in particular

i walked into the bedroom and caught him with my girlfriend srubbing plate.

by frizz August 26, 2003

Tap the plate

The act of slapping one's erect penis on an eager, wet vagina before sinking it.

I tried to tap the plate before playing hide the salami with your mom, but her puss was so sloppy that it splashed us both.

by Milky Lickin Bob October 19, 2008

dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)

Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"

by Biggest May 25, 2006