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Inch of piss

Usually refers to the extra bit of piss that embarrassingly emerges, even after a vigorous shake.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.
Rob: "HAHA! What the fuck is that wet patch on the front of yer jeans?? you incontinent fuckwit!"

Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."
by mightynimrod June 4, 2009
mugGet the Inch of pissmug.

frosty piss

On Slashdot, a high-traffic technology news website, there is a moderation system based on score. Traffic alone guarantees the difficulty of obtaining the first post, which is rewarding for the user. Such comments are generally frowned upon and attributed a negative score by the moderators.

Frosty Piss is therefore intended to be a near-anagram of First Post. Many other anagrammatic variations exist, depending only on the user's boredom and creativity.
Subject: FROSTY PISS!!!!!
Body: OMG I GOT THE FIRST POST! WHEEEE!
by eggstasy August 22, 2011
mugGet the frosty pissmug.

Piss Chill

-noun
1. unusual sensation occurring during the act of urination, characterized by the physical shiver of the back muscles, typically following periods of high physical activity.
1. Bro, I came in from the track today and went to the bathroom. I was standing at the urinal, peeing- and got piss chill- you ever get that?
by Ambrosio December 8, 2007
mugGet the Piss Chillmug.

piss yaself

A highly intellectual phase used to suggest that an annoying person should fuck off
Excuse me mate I'm talking to this lovely lady ! If it's not to much trouble could you please go forth and piss yaself somewhere other than here
by Power of Griggstain March 16, 2017
mugGet the piss yaselfmug.

baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013
mugGet the baseline pissmug.

a pot to piss in

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.
Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005
mugGet the a pot to piss inmug.

tramp piss

Strong, cheap alcoholic beverages sold and drunk with the sole intention of temporarily relieving the drinker of his or her miserable existence. Almost always drunk by the homeless and unemployed and supplied by unscrupulous bastards in Off Licenses who keep a hidden supply of cold tins behind the counter for sale at £1.39 a pop.

Strictly speaking the term applies to White Lightning cider and its many even more disgusting imitations. It is erroneously applied to superstrength lager (Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew etc and to other drinks associated with the homeless and unemployed (English sherry, cheap vodka and even cheaper whisky)
I finally managed to drift off to sleep after drinking a four pack of tramp piss.
by Brian Munich November 11, 2006
mugGet the tramp pissmug.

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