alexis pedro

a very freaky girl.. usually resembles a zombie when received little sleep. She also loves rough sex.

guys run away before alexis pedro eats your brains!!!

by daliltorrez December 31, 2011

Croydon pigroast

Basically a regular pigroast (girl gets banged by two dudes at the same time resembling a pig roasting on a fire) but atleast two of the 3 people are related

Yea, after me and my boy left dog and bull we croydon pigroasted my cousin

I always wear a condom when I'm in a croydon pig roast, because I don't want the baby to come out all deformed

by Girth Dickson July 19, 2017

The Padro

A fucking weeb. He plays too much sonic hentai, and worst of all...

isn’t sad that waluigi didn’t make it into smash. Beware the Padro. If you spot a wild Padro, please call the proper authorities [e-mail]

He can also make too much pizza

Izzy: OMG!! DID YOU HEAR WHAT THAT PADRO SAID ABOUT MY SENPAI WALUIGI?!?
Mariana: No? What did he say??
Izzy: He said that WALUIGI doesn’t FRICKING DESERVE TO BE IN SMASH!
M: WHAT?!? THE PADRO!! HE SERIOUSLY DOESN’T THINK THAT WALUIGI SHOULD BE IN SMASH?!

by MorganFreeman7284 October 4, 2018

Pidove

a Epic-Fail at a Pokemon that looks exactly like a fucking dove they made no attempt to make their new flying type Pokemon look cool at all whatsoever overall it is just a EPIC FAIL

any time they show ashes pidove on the tv show pokemon black and white

by Failmanjaden October 18, 2011

pedro gonzalez

slang word for an individual who constantly acts like a little bitch. derived from the old actor Pedro Gonzalez who allegedly perpetuated negative mexican stereotypes and was "a bitch" to his people

He used to party, then he started acting all pedro gonzalez

by StopBeingaLittlePedro June 18, 2010

Pedrosexual

the act of being sexual attracted to mexicans

Esessien: OH! Look at that mexican, hes sexy

Pedrophobic: AHHH! Hes a pedrosexual!

by Fajita ninja July 10, 2010

Pedro

A guy's who you date that you really like but then after about 5 mouths stops talking to you for 3 months then out of nowhere texts you that there 'really sorry, they've been very busy and haven't had time to talk to you'

Hey has Pedro talked to you lately

Now he hasn't talked to me in 3 months

by Queen_5sos August 16, 2018