michael phelps

What every fish in the sea wants to be

Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.

by doitphaggot January 17, 2009

Michael Phelps

a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.

"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."

by The Palaceoflove October 17, 2008

Phelpsian

1. Categorised by an extreme fascistic totalitarian thought process which is backed up by belief in the an omnipotent retarded child emperor and dictator.

2. Totally and utterly insane

3. Taking the bible almost 100% literally

1. Ann Coutler was full of Phelpsian bravado as she began her latest speech.

2. David Horowitz is a man of almost Phelpsian attitude and thinking.

by Lucretius2007 January 2, 2009

phelpsing

The act of either eating a lot or exercising a lot.

I just got done phelpsing, I just had 8 eggs, 5 pieces of toast, and half a pound of sausage.

or

John was phelpsing for 4 hours, he practically lived in the gym today.

by DanOOOOOOO November 6, 2008

Michael Phelps

My future husband.

Yes, Michael Phelps is seven years older than me but I get what I want...

by Mrs. Phelps October 9, 2008

Michael Phelps

a really really ridiculously good looking swimmer who owned in 2008 olympics with 8 gold medals

I can't believe Michael Phelps beat Mark Spitz's gold medal record.

by msphelps October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.

Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.

by Edw Ard October 21, 2009