A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
Get the Bastard Petmug. Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park
My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.
by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016
Get the pet playdatemug. A pet that you feel was destined to be yours.
A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.
A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.
This is my soul pet “Smokey”, I’ve felt a stronger mental and emotional connection with this pet than any other
by JustNotReborn June 13, 2022
Get the Soul Petmug. There are many types of teachers pets.
1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.
The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.
1. The kind who tells the teacher every little thing someone does.
2. The kind who waits for the teacher to get onto them, and then they get onto them too.
3. The kind who acts like the teacher is a god and brings the teacher gifts.
The third one is only good for a fun teacher, like Coach Bass, everyone who knows him likes him. Even the kids who get in trouble.
The teachers pet told on Joe-Bob today because he found a pencil on the ground and took it for his own.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
Get the Teachers Petmug. A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.
by rolofinger April 26, 2019
Get the Pet Tigermug. A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.
Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.
by 187inthe262 September 24, 2015
Get the pet-cuntmug. A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.
by Luke oTO February 5, 2008
Get the Pet Parrotmug.