Pet Bull

A bull is an intact (i.e., not castrated) adult male of the species Bos taurus (cattle).
A pet is an animal kept primarily for a person's company, protection, or entertainment.
A pet bull is an adult male cow that is treated like a traditional pet (i.e., dogs)

I think Mary's pet bull is too dangerous to be around the kids.

by DRARC September 24, 2018

Pet Tiger

A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.

Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off

by rolofinger April 26, 2019

street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 21, 2017

pet-yeppers

someone that can't say no to getting more pets.

you are such a pet-yeppers. You have so many pets and can't say no. Always bringing in the strays.

by Leah__1981 October 19, 2020

Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

Pet Parrot

A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.

"What's that? SQUAWK!? You're such a pet parrot."

by Luke oTO February 5, 2008

best pets

Cats

Cats are wayy better than dogs ...Cats are the best pets

by Hi i was just bored December 23, 2021