bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

idk

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

by __________E____________ August 11, 2018

Pervert

A pervert is a mindless dick who will think of something sexual every time anybody says anything. It is also like, a stalker, but you stalk only girls, and you drool over them, or spy on them for titties, or ass.

ex;
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*

ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*

by CallMe_Skye February 1, 2023

A Pervert

you*

don't you fucking deny it
if you wanted a real definition, you'd use dictionary.com

*and me...

P1: Heard Caleb was tryna look into one slut's t-shirt the other day
P2: Damn, what a pervert
P1: I know right?

P2:
P1:

P1: He sent me a picture you wanna see?
P2: Hell yeah

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken April 26, 2022

Free speech pervert

A very cool person who advocates for free speech.

A: I think your sense of entitlement is a bit nonsense.
B: You hurt me by calling my opinion nonsense, I’ll ban the word nonsense in the dictionary! It harms me!
A: It’s my right to free speech.
B: You free speech pervert!

by God A4 July 10, 2022

plushie pervert

what you call someone with a labubu. Coined by the famous youtuber Jacks "Jack Douglas" films on 07/25/2025.

Person 1: do you want a labubu?
Person 2: no you plushie pervert

by eyeshot July 24, 2025