her: babe we can’t have sex i’ve just come on my period!
him: ew that’s grim, never go near me again
him: ew that’s grim, never go near me again
by elwood18 December 5, 2019
Get the periodmug. Person A : Stop!!! I'm on my period
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours
by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022
Get the Periodmug. by itsmebetty September 2, 2018
Get the Periodmug. When you have your period you get a really fine body or a terrible body . A period is a sign to tell us to be more mature and tells us that we are women .
by FUBGYA April 29, 2019
Get the Periodmug. Witchy bitchy week
The monthly punishment for not being pregnant
We are 𝑛𝑜𝑡 to be fucked with at this time or we will kill you
The monthly punishment for not being pregnant
We are 𝑛𝑜𝑡 to be fucked with at this time or we will kill you
Any girl *is moody*
Boy: Awww whats wrong? You on your pe-
Girl *punches in jugular* : don’t fuck with me I’m on my period and my 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 kill you *smiles sweetly*
Boy: Awww whats wrong? You on your pe-
Girl *punches in jugular* : don’t fuck with me I’m on my period and my 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 kill you *smiles sweetly*
by suck.my.lolipop.karen October 21, 2019
Get the Periodmug. by anna oop! February 2, 2020
Get the Period!mug. the time every month when your girlfriend goes insane and acts like a bitch. in certain more insane girls increases the risk of her simply deciding that she no longer wants a boyfriend.
fuck, my girl is on her period again... maybe I'll go get a hotel room for a week this time
bitches be crazy
bitches be crazy
by bitches be crazy September 28, 2008
Get the periodmug.