Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

drop the pencil

a school shooters code word for shoot up the school

1)yo nigga i'm gonna drop the pencil
2)y
1)cuz man this school pisses me off and i hate everyone here
2)ok man don't shoot me
1)fuck you

by DICKEATTER9001 May 10, 2018

Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.

“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”

by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

stinky pencil

when a man gives a woman anal, and pulls out right before he ejactulates and writes his name in semen on her back

"why is she wiping off her back?"
"cuz i heard joe gave her a stinky pencil"

by MidgetStalker113 April 26, 2010

pencil fart

The name of Jeffy goldfish

“Daddy my fishie names is pencil fart

by Pencil fart April 16, 2018

Pencil Sharpener

Spinning a nugget around on your dick

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?

by John Green69 January 22, 2021

Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.

Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1

by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006