Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments
by That irish bastered July 7, 2018
Get the Patrick mug.A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
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Get the Patrick mug.an absolute wasteman!!!!! He is so desperate to get shordies but they all reject him. he got one who looks like a chimp. A Patrick is a wannabe cool kid and likes cock. Ladies stay away from him.
by GamerBoy2020 May 10, 2018
Get the patrick mug.Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
by Blackgirlsareloud@gmail.com May 8, 2019
Get the Patrick mug.A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
by Bigdicklover332 June 28, 2020
Get the Patrick mug.patrick is a very evil guy he is often called stinky.He has very nice hair but its all grey because he is YOUNG.He is extremly cute and handsome.;)
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